tvvink:

don’t forget the four h’s of puberty kids!

hungry

horny

hideous

horribly depressed

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andrewpauldost:

what if u had an identical twin that did porn and u like went to the grocery and theyre like “omg i saw u take 3 dicks at once while wearing a turtle costume” and ur like “god dammit gary”

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  • Anonymoustell us your most embarrassing story
  • jesusinc

    So a while back i was at this party and i was the first girl to arrive and there were like 20 guys already there, we were all siting around, having a beer and whatnot when the dj arrived. So all the guys went out the front of the house to help set up the dj gear and it was just me sitting there alone in the backyard for like 5 minuets. I stood up to go follow them bc i was getting really bored when i realized something, my period had gone through my white pants and stained the while chair, i was humiliated, i had no idea what to do, i could hear the guys were coming back and i had to do something quick, time was running out. So i grabbed the chair, ran like 10 meters and threw it over the fence into the neighboring yard, i quickly walked back and tied my jacket around my waist. The guys soon returned and didn’t suspect a thing, i am amazing.

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    jesusinc:

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alt-j:

do any millionaires follow me that are bored

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unmatespritship:

going to underline something in pen and accidentally crossing it out

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darling-you-ll-be-okayy:

preparetobemildlyentertained:

anawkwardfruit:

capsicle1916:

baconllamatimelord:

misswho221b:

partners-in-time:

misswho221b:

If you think about it, Facebook has not even reached the stage of Gif’s yet.

Or italics

How can I express my feelings with no italics

It has not even got bold

And we need to talk about:

  • Bullet points

I may as well strikeout Facebook

You can’t even put links into text

oh my god the link

Reblogging so more people have this link

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lindsaylohoean:

all the people around me are falling in love and im just here falling asleep

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futuregroupie:

a disney movie where the princess meets her prince online

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